Sir Nigma: ???I???m pretty sure there was something I was going to ask you, but then this pig with an apple growing out of its back showed up, and now I have no goddamn idea what it was.??? Marty: ???Yeah, I hear ya. I was gonna do the ??????a wizard??? thing a…

Sir Nigma: ???Frankly, I???m disappointed.??? Marty: ???Why, because we had to spend all day building a spectator balcony for Her Crabbiness???? Sir Nigma: ???Well yeah, but more specifically, I thought we were going to get a wizard today.??? Marty: ???A wizard? …

Sir Nigma: ???Did a new person show up today???? Marty: ???Well, yes?????? Sir Nigma: ???Sweet!??? Marty: ???And then again, no.??? Sir Nigma: ??????God damnit.??? Marty: ???I think Santa???s fuckin??? with you, man. He even gave us a third arm, as if to make some kind of sarc…

Sir Nigma: ???What did we get today? Is it a person? To push my Death Barrow? Because I know I???m kind of harping on this, but I???d really like to get this whole ???best at head-crushing??? thing resolved.??? Marty: ???I thought you wanted to drag it out unti…

Queen Leona: ???Anyway, if you???re going to have a joust, get on with it. I am royally bored over here.??? Marty: ???Oh, so that???s how you got your hand stuck in a frog, is it???? Frog: ???Ribbit.??? Queen Leona: ???SILENCE! Both of you!??? Sir Nigma: ???Unfortunate…

Marty: ???Excuse me, ma???am, could you help us resolve a dispute???? Queen Leona: ???What the hell do you want???? Marty: ???Well, we were going to have a joust to determine which of us is the best at crushing heads, but we???ve run into a snag.??? Sir Nigma: ???I…

Marty was evidently feeling a little nervous about this upcoming fight ??? I mean, the rocket sled is plainly superior to Sir Nigma???s wheelbarrow, but the heavily-armored knight had a distinct defensive bonus, what with his iron skull-bucket and the…

The enigmatic knight (actually I think I???ll call him Sir Nigma) has claimed a death vehicle of his own, though his is decidedly more old-school, and requires some kind of squire or servant to push him along. Much less flashy than Blacksmith Marty???…

Holy shit, dude. Day 4 has introduced another character to the story, and not only is his iron-clan head basically impervious to hammering, he appears to be an expert head-crusher in his own right! WHO IS THIS ENIGMATIC FIGURE?

???Or maybe impaled,??? he thought as he installed the side-mounted death spear. ???I think I have a new hobby! Thanks, Santa!???