Phew. Well. All right. What we have here is an IF based on, so the ABOUT informs us, Mark 15:3-7 in the Bible. Are you ready for a thrill and a half? Because we all know how much fun games based on Sunday School lessons can be. I mean, I???m not an …

Next we have Mite, by Sara Dee. Mite.z5 weighs in at 188 kB (more than twice as much as The Chronicler), and was coded with Inform 6 ??? specifically 6.30. I think Chronicler was 6.21. Spoilers begin after what will probably turn out to be some horr…

Before I move on to the next IF Comp game, let???s have a quick break for an orange soda review. Because I have a thirst. A thirst for orange soda. This is Frostie Orange Soda ??? unusually succinct! It???s also a custom bottle, with the logo embossed a…

Okay, let???s do this. We???re starting with The Chronicler, by John Evans. chronicler0.z5 weighs in at 70 kB, and was written in Inform 6. As is standard for my reviews, this will not be a coherent review so much as a stream-of-consciousness ??? I???m le…

What? IF Comp again already? Man I did not have the slightest awareness of it. I am entirely unready for this. This is going to seriously cut into my Minecraft time, which has already seriously cut into my cross-stitch time. :( I guess, on the bri…

Bioshock Infinite HD gameplay trailer. Gameplay trailer. I just about shit my pants. All of my pants.

New Edgeworth game trailer hot shit! Sorry Crovax, it doesn???t look like this one has courtroom scenes either. You???ll have to wait for Apollo Justice 2.

Here???s the new member of our cross-stitch crew: a Roly-Poly from Chrono Trigger. He???s not here because I have any particular appreciation for him personally, but basically just to represent for Chrono Trigger as a whole. I have played a lot of Jap…

A longer, even awesomer version of the previous Portal 2 Co-op trailer. Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Click through to Youtube for HD.

Some kind of two-player puzzle game? It looks friggin beautiful. That is all I know about it.