Sir Nigma: ???Frankly, I???m disappointed.??? Marty: ???Why, because we had to spend all day building a spectator balcony for Her Crabbiness???? Sir Nigma: ???Well yeah, but more specifically, I thought we were going to get a wizard today.??? Marty: ???A wizard? …

Sir Nigma: ???Did a new person show up today???? Marty: ???Well, yes?????? Sir Nigma: ???Sweet!??? Marty: ???And then again, no.??? Sir Nigma: ??????God damnit.??? Marty: ???I think Santa???s fuckin??? with you, man. He even gave us a third arm, as if to make some kind of sarc…

Sir Nigma: ???What did we get today? Is it a person? To push my Death Barrow? Because I know I???m kind of harping on this, but I???d really like to get this whole ???best at head-crushing??? thing resolved.??? Marty: ???I thought you wanted to drag it out unti…

Queen Leona: ???Anyway, if you???re going to have a joust, get on with it. I am royally bored over here.??? Marty: ???Oh, so that???s how you got your hand stuck in a frog, is it???? Frog: ???Ribbit.??? Queen Leona: ???SILENCE! Both of you!??? Sir Nigma: ???Unfortunate…

Marty: ???Excuse me, ma???am, could you help us resolve a dispute???? Queen Leona: ???What the hell do you want???? Marty: ???Well, we were going to have a joust to determine which of us is the best at crushing heads, but we???ve run into a snag.??? Sir Nigma: ???I…

Marty was evidently feeling a little nervous about this upcoming fight ??? I mean, the rocket sled is plainly superior to Sir Nigma???s wheelbarrow, but the heavily-armored knight had a distinct defensive bonus, what with his iron skull-bucket and the…

The enigmatic knight (actually I think I???ll call him Sir Nigma) has claimed a death vehicle of his own, though his is decidedly more old-school, and requires some kind of squire or servant to push him along. Much less flashy than Blacksmith Marty???…

Holy shit, dude. Day 4 has introduced another character to the story, and not only is his iron-clan head basically impervious to hammering, he appears to be an expert head-crusher in his own right! WHO IS THIS ENIGMATIC FIGURE?

???Or maybe impaled,??? he thought as he installed the side-mounted death spear. ???I think I have a new hobby! Thanks, Santa!???

The other great thing about having two hammers is, you can build your badass rocket sled twice as fast! ???Fuck yeah!??? thought Marty the Blacksmith. ???There are gonna be some heads hammered tonight!???