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Leninade, EVE. Smells: pink lemonade. Tastes: Almost nothing at all. I???ve tasted it several times, and each time the impression I come back with is ?????????. There???s a vague allusion to the possibility of lemon flavor??? maybe? And it???s a little sweeter …

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Lucky 66 Lime Soda (???Chosen by soda jerks every time???), Crow T. Robot. Smells: Lime Otter Pop. Tastes: Pretty authentically lime, actually, though not as sour. It???s not nearly as sweet as you???d expect from the smell, and has a very slight bitter t…

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Olde Brooklyn Brighton Beach Black Cherry Soda. Dubious Monkey is dubious. That???s a helluva name, isn???t it? Olde Brooklyn Brighton Beach Black Cherry Soda. I don???t know anything about Olde Brooklynne??? the idea makes me think of that movie, the one…

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Sprecher Orange Dream, solderless breadboard. Smells: creamsicle. Which is disheartening to me, as I really like regular orange soda. Creamsicle? not so much. I was hoping this would be a really good orange. Tastes: Creamsicle. With emphasis on th…