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Nightmare fuel. You???re welcome.
Author: rifflesby
I am a general internet ne'er-do-well and non-local quantum event. I write silly things for the online satirical fantasy browser game Kingdom of Loathing, wrote silly things for the non-online game West of Loathing on Steam and Nintendo Switch, say silly things on the podcast Video Games Hot Dog, and whatever nonsense I have left over ends up on my personal blog, Minimum Safe Distance.
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Well ha! So there, Jenni! I DO in fact have comments! Wait, crap. What have I gotten myself into now? (Badger not related.)
That picture
I sent it from my phone. I thought that maybe this would mean I???m Web2.0 now, but the message I wrote along with it appears to have been lost, so maybe not? Oh my dark tumblrlrds, why do you mock me so?
More dark secrets.
Nyarlindsey has deemed me fit for more ancient mysteries: a mystical incantation that, recited through my cellphone, can be used to report to my dark mastrs from anywhere I might happen to have my cellphone. Like here at my desk. Dammit, now I hav…
Achewood – September 9, 2008
http://achewood.com/ The Bookmarklet is apparently a device I can use to throw links onto my Tumblr Blog without thinking very hard. That seems handy, in case I run across something on the internet that every single person who might actually read …
My wish is your command, magical Tumblr woman.
A magical severed head named ???Lindsey??? has promised to reveal a dark secret of the Tumblr gods to me (something called a ???Bookmarklet???) if I make another post. How can I refuse such a tantalizing and mysterious offer? I can???t. It was a rhetorical …
I am now a fully-fledged member of the Internet.
Because I have a blog. Go me. Okay, technically I already had one: a Livejournal that I posted to maybe three times, something like six years ago. Does that count? I just went and looked, and actually it was only a little less than four years ago,…
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