Tim Minchin’s Storm the Animated Movie
I can think of no better waste of your time than a slick cartoon, festooned with sick rhymes.
Month: April 2011
Kinder Eggs (26/150) Maus!
Oh my god. What is this craziness? This is amazing.I think ‘Malstiftbeh??lter’ means “Terrible pencil case”. This thing is horrific. Yellow teeth, soulless yellow eyes, and that flip-top trashcan head that I think means it’s Canadian.Also the tiny …
Kinder Eggs (25/150) New Holland Construction 2
Just knocking out today’s kinder egg post real quicklike, so that noise machine gets pushed off the front page. God, what a terrible idea that was. Welp. Got another construction vehicle here. Some kind of megaforklift. Good ol’ New Holland Constr…
Suwappu!
Suwappu appears to be a (not yet on the market) line of augmented reality toys. The video is longish, but if you stick around till (or skip forward to) the halfway mark, there’s some explanation. Or you can look at their introductory blog post. Fa…
Portal 2: Turrets!
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Kinder Eggs (24/150) Goddamnit!
Jesus H. Christ. Seriously?All right, well, what else is going on? I played a little of that Spiral Knights game that Jick mentioned on our inaugural episode of Video Game Hot Dog, or whatever we end up calling it. It’s okay. It’s like a cute supe…
Kinder Eggs (23/150) Edle Sportwagen
This is a yellow sportscar. I just wrote a thousand words about Zelda-style games. I’m gonna go play Star Tropics II.
On Zelda-likes
Gonna take a moment to sort of freewrite/brainstorm here. I like Zelda-style games. I prefer the top-down ones like Link to the Past, Link’s Awakening (best of franchise imo), and the more recent DS releases to the 3d ones like Twilight Princess a…
Kinder Eggs (22/150) Luxusyachten
Thurston J. Blancmange sipped from a crystal champagne flute as he looked out over the noble prow of his luxury yacht, which he had named Askari. At the time, it had seemed to him like a terribly clever choice of name for a yacht, but neither his …
Kinder Eggs (21/150) Another Damn Messengeroo
Oh god! Well, at least it isn’t the green one again.Man I hate these things. As a concept for a toy they’re bad enough, but they’re not even functional. They don’t bounce! Look at the picture — the whole point of these things is that you put a no…
Minimum Safe Distance 