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A surprisingly cute little robot with a shovel. I???m not sure what to think of this ???it???s so unlike everything else in the advent calendar. Maybe he???s been using the shovel to bludgeon the meatbags to death. I just can???t be angry at him, though. So…

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[dev] Jick: Whoah. The LEGO Advent calendar has Gordon Freeman in it today.[dev] Riff: Gordon Freeman, or James Lipton?[dev] Riff: Come to think of it, I???ve never seen them in the same room together.[dev] lycrashampoo: I wonder what Gordon Freeman…

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Today???s advent calendar gift is a, um??? Um??? Some kind of robot cockroach head, I guess? Clockroach? Man these are getting increasingly dubious. I miss the insane perfection of Christmas-themed Voldo.

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Day??? what is it now, 14? Anyway, another turret. You can never have enough turret, I always say. This one came with a charming little bouquet to liven up the bloodbathatmosphere. Also it turns out the crazy dude from yesterday was carrying part of…

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When you meet a man wearing a vacant grin, a tuxedo with the sleeves torn off, and a chef???s hat, your first thought will probably be ???Something???s not quite right with this guy.??? And then he will beat you to death with his blood-stained steel trave…