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Cindy: ???So what???d we get today????Marty: ???A boxcar.???Cindy: ???That???s??? dull.???Marty: ???Not only is it dull, but it means we???ve got two or three more days??? worth of dull train parts coming. Merry Christmas!???Cindy: ???Aw, don???t be such a cynic, Marty. I mean…

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Femme de Pain: ???Ok, Hairbrush Santa, je pense Voldo veut que nous cassent Keith hors de la prison. Avez-vous des id??es????Hairbrush Santa: ???Ho ho ho! The silken tresses! The long, flowing locks! I will brush them! I WILL BRUSH ALL OF THE HAIR…

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Marty: ???With all this ruckus, there better be some psychos attacking or something.??? Panicbot: ???It???s even worse than that! I can???t figure out what the fuck to build with today???s legos!??? Marty: ???Oh for the love of??? huh. What does the calendar say it…

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Marty: ???There you go, Courierbot, all finished!??? Courierbot: ???Wow! Thanks Marty, I feel like a new robot!??? Marty: ???I may be a simple medieval blacksmith, but I do know a thing or two about building an old-fashioned rocket sled.??? Applepig: ???Oink.??? …

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Woman: ???Patron, j???ai vu Keith. Ils l???ont attach?? haut et verrouill?? il dans la prison de tribunal.???Mysterious Shadowy Figure: ???Ssssssssss.???Woman: ???Est-ce que voulez-vous que je sauve cet idiot????MSF: ???Ssssssssssss.???Woman: ???Je ne sais pas ce que ce …

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Psycho: ???Man, this sucks. I didn???t even get any new ears for my collection.??? Woman: ???H??, ??tes-vous Keith? L???homme d???oreille???? Keith: ???What? Oh hey! Yeah, I???m Keith. You look kind of familiar. Did the boss send you to bust me ou…

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Psycho: ???I think you guys are being kind of drastic here. I???m sure it???s all a big misunderstanding.??? Phil: ???Misunderstanding? You are a psycho, who attempted to assault and murder members of our community.??? Psycho: ???What, little ol??? me? Come on, I…

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Robot: ???Marty! Oh God! It???s terrible! Terrible news!??? Marty: ???What???s wrong, Panicbot? Did more psychos show up???? Panicbot: ???No! Worse!! Someone was playing Minecraft all night and forgot to post an update!??? Marty: ???Aw man, lame. All right, we???ll j…

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Marty: ???Cindy! Are you all right? I came as soon as I??? what the hell is going on here???? Rex: ???Arooooo!??? Psycho: ???Somebody get this dog off me! And make that pig give back my knife!??? Applepig: ???Oink.??? Cindy: ???I???m fine, Marty. The animals handled th…

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Cindy: ???Man, sorry I screamed like that, mister. I???ve been kind of jumpy recently, what with being in the middle of a war zone with the possibility of psycho raiders sneaking around, so when you stepped out of the shadows like that, I over-reacted…