Beset on three sides by the robots, the government soldiers, and Voldo???s crazed ???Murderaniacs???, the crab-mutants bring out their secret weapon: Crrt???chk???kik???crrk, the Behemoth. Yes, he has a magic wand. The only spell he knows is ???Transmute Human …

Stun-pistol and chainsaw at the ready, Killbot V41 treads slowly but relentlessly toward its squishy human targets. ???Stun-pistol???? I hear you exclaim. ???Surely such a machine would not be equipped with non-lethal weaponry!??? Of course not, don???t be …

Ralph was a normal guy. He had a normal family, a normal job, a normal life. But when a firefight between the crab-mutants and government soldiers broke out in Market Square, and Betty and little Ralph Jr. got caught in the crossfire, well, someth…

Day 20: A scout robot cavorts near a fallen battle-standard. Whether the flag belongs to the crab-mutants, the oppressive government, the tiki heads, or Voldo???s merry band of insane freaks, none can say, but it???s obvious that the robots have won t…

On day 19, Voldo put Conan O???Brien into the shrink ray and turned him into a smirking dwarf. A smirking dwarf with a passion for murder. Seriously, when did Lego start doing little dwarf legs? That freaked me out a little.

Now that I???m back in town, it???s time to finish this advent calendar. Day 18 was another death ray. Oddly, it didn???t come with any kind of base, so I had to hook it up to the tiki head. A head-mounted death-cannon is basically every tiki head???s wet…

A surprisingly cute little robot with a shovel. I???m not sure what to think of this ???it???s so unlike everything else in the advent calendar. Maybe he???s been using the shovel to bludgeon the meatbags to death. I just can???t be angry at him, though. So…