Sir Nigma: ???Oh god, I am never playing quarters with this pig ever again.??? Marty: ???While you were passed out, Applepig ejected his apple and started growing a new one. It was weird as hell.??? Applepig: ???Oink???? Sir Nigma: ???I think my stomach just tu…
Sir Nigma: ???I hereby take back everythin??? mean I shaid about thish calendar yeshterday.??? Marty: ???Man I think Applepig is gonna drink you under the table.??? Sir Nigma: ???I love that pig. That pig issa best pig inna world.???
Man! I don???t really know what is happening in this video game, but those guys sure know how to craft an exciting video game advertisement, don???t they? It???s made by the same people who made Henry Hatsworth, which if you???re not familiar with it, is …
Marty: ???So, we???re back from the break finally. What???s new???? Sir Nigma: ???Well, we got one of those jousting dummies, except instead of being the kind where if you don???t hit the target right, it knocks you off your horse? This one, if you don???t hit …
Normal Lego service will resume shortly, I need to get some actual work done today first. In the meantime, here???s a??? thing??? for you to watch? I don???t know what the fuck this thing is. [clan] Crovax1234: DID SOMEONE JUST STEAL THAT TODDLER[clan] Cr…
From Ryan North???s Dinosaur Comics, basically the best idea ever. Q: Vin Diesel walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night. What the hell? A: Vin Diesel is a man.
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So, there???ll be an interruption in our thrilling narrative, since I???m leaving town for a couple weeks for the holidays. Return at the end of the month for our exciting conclusion! And then discover that there???s actually like a dozen more days to g…
Sir Nigma: ???How did this happen? Everything we???ve gotten so far has been reasonably sane. But a pig with an apple growing out of its back???? Dude: ???Hey guys, what???s going on???? Marty: ???Seriously. I???m pretty sure this is impossible by any natural mea…
Sir Nigma: ???I???m pretty sure there was something I was going to ask you, but then this pig with an apple growing out of its back showed up, and now I have no goddamn idea what it was.??? Marty: ???Yeah, I hear ya. I was gonna do the ??????a wizard??? thing a…
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