Verdict: Uneventful!

Well, I sat in a room of 25 or 30 people for a while, 20 of which were called upstairs to be questioned. I guess the lawyers got everyone they needed out of that group, because a while later the rest of us were told we could go. Oh well! Interesti…

Jury doody.

Off I go to administer justice. Or, more likely, be ejected from the courthouse as soon as they learn anything at all about me. Wish me luck!

Untitled

I have just realized that an excellent use of this blog is to post all my favorite videos in one place, so I can watch them over and over and over without having to ??? gasp ??? navigate to other webpages. This was directed by Jhonen Vasquez, of Johnn…

That picture

I sent it from my phone. I thought that maybe this would mean I???m Web2.0 now, but the message I wrote along with it appears to have been lost, so maybe not? Oh my dark tumblrlrds, why do you mock me so?

More dark secrets.

Nyarlindsey has deemed me fit for more ancient mysteries: a mystical incantation that, recited through my cellphone, can be used to report to my dark mastrs from anywhere I might happen to have my cellphone. Like here at my desk. Dammit, now I hav…