IF Comp ’09 Review: zork, buried chaos

A Zork game! Whee! Except the title doesn???t have any capital letters in it, and somehow I don???t think ???bloodbath??? has permission to use the Zork name. I rather suspect that it???s called ???Zork??? ??? sorry, ???zork??? ??? in order to hea…

Apropos of nothing in particular

Just thought I???d share this tidbit from Google Analytics: Keywords Visits % visits minimum safe distance 57 43.51% minimum safe distance riff 7 5.34% minimumsafedistance 6 4.58% blog minimum safe distance 2 1.53% cockstabbery 2 1.53% Also, I spike…

IF Comp ’09 Review: Gleaming the Verb

So, next up: Gleaming the Verb, by Kevin Jackson-Mead. As always, the disclaimer about reviews (and now the list of this year???s reviews so far) is here. Spoiler-free summary: A well-formed but extremely small puzzle. Spoilers after the picture of …

IF Comp ’09 Review: GATOR-ON

It???s GATOR-ON, Friend to Wetlands! Is he like the Florida version of Gamera, Friend to All Children? Let???s find out! GATOR-ON, Friend to Wetlands! was written by Dave Horlick, and this is my disclaimer regarding these reviews. Non-spoilery summary…

IF Comp ’09 Review: Star Hunter

This year, I???ve decided on a new system for choosing which games I play: I opened the zcode directory, sorted the folders by size, and I???m playing them in order from smallest to largest. Does this mean that I???ll be playing the shittiest games firs…

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Well, it???s that time of year again! Time for me to spend most of my day playing IF games (when I should be finishing the Nemesis quest) and publicly being an asshole to the people who wrote them. Huzzah! Jenni will be doing this as well, I expect….

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John Allison, the webcomics genius that brought you Scary Go Round, has recently decided that he???s done with SGR and it???s time to start a new series. This one is called Bad Machinery, and it just started like, yesterday. So for those of you that c…

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Oh my god, I want to play this so much. So much. If we don???t get it on this side of the ocean, there will be a mighty gnashing of teeth and shaking of fists.

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Is it another awesome-looking video game trailer? Yes, yes it is. Ron Gilbert, by the way, is the guy who created Maniac Mansion and Monkey Island.