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I just now found this and haven???t played it yet, but it looks interesting. The author says it???s basically Myst + Rez + Tron. That sounds like a pretty friggin sweet combo to me.

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Marty: ???So what happens now? I???m not fighting my own father to the death.??? Sir Nigma: ???No, I agree that would be inappropriate.??? Marty: ???Anyway, we???ve only got four days left on this calendar. If we want to keep up this daily posting thing, we???re …

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Marty: ???So, uh, it kinda feels weird to call you Sir Nigma if you???re my dad.??? Sir Nigma: ???How about ???dad??????? Marty: ???Man, I just met you.??? Sir Nigma: ???Well, my first name is Ed.??? Marty: ??????Of course it is.??? Guy: ???FedEx. Got a couple spears to delive…

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Do you like mazes? Ha ha, just kidding! Nobody likes mazes! Still, this is a goddamn gorgeous thing, and it???s well worth your time. There is one major unfairness though: Sbyybjvat gur vafgehpgvbaf jvyy znxr vg fb lbh pnaabg jva. (click through to …

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Marty: ???Hey, so it turns out we fucked up a little. Queen Leona???s balcony-thing was standing in front of door 16, and it got skipped. For like two days.??? Queen Leona: ???Don???t try and blame me for your incompetence! Assholes!??? Sir Nigma: ???Huh. So wh…

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Sir Nigma: ???Oh god, I am never playing quarters with this pig ever again.??? Marty: ???While you were passed out, Applepig ejected his apple and started growing a new one. It was weird as hell.??? Applepig: ???Oink???? Sir Nigma: ???I think my stomach just tu…

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Sir Nigma: ???I hereby take back everythin??? mean I shaid about thish calendar yeshterday.??? Marty: ???Man I think Applepig is gonna drink you under the table.??? Sir Nigma: ???I love that pig. That pig issa best pig inna world.???

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Man! I don???t really know what is happening in this video game, but those guys sure know how to craft an exciting video game advertisement, don???t they? It???s made by the same people who made Henry Hatsworth, which if you???re not familiar with it, is …

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Marty: ???So, we???re back from the break finally. What???s new???? Sir Nigma: ???Well, we got one of those jousting dummies, except instead of being the kind where if you don???t hit the target right, it knocks you off your horse? This one, if you don???t hit …

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Normal Lego service will resume shortly, I need to get some actual work done today first. In the meantime, here???s a??? thing??? for you to watch? I don???t know what the fuck this thing is. [clan] Crovax1234: DID SOMEONE JUST STEAL THAT TODDLER[clan] Cr…