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Jesus H. Christ. Seriously?All right, well, what else is going on? I played a little of that Spiral Knights game that Jick mentioned on our inaugural episode of Video Game Hot Dog, or whatever we end up calling it. It’s okay. It’s like a cute supe…
This is a yellow sportscar. I just wrote a thousand words about Zelda-style games. I’m gonna go play Star Tropics II.
Gonna take a moment to sort of freewrite/brainstorm here. I like Zelda-style games. I prefer the top-down ones like Link to the Past, Link’s Awakening (best of franchise imo), and the more recent DS releases to the 3d ones like Twilight Princess a…
Thurston J. Blancmange sipped from a crystal champagne flute as he looked out over the noble prow of his luxury yacht, which he had named Askari. At the time, it had seemed to him like a terribly clever choice of name for a yacht, but neither his …
Oh god! Well, at least it isn’t the green one again.Man I hate these things. As a concept for a toy they’re bad enough, but they’re not even functional. They don’t bounce! Look at the picture — the whole point of these things is that you put a no…
I hadn’t slept in days. I couldn’t — not if I didn’t want to wake up drowning in my own sweat, screaming till my throat bled. All I had to do was close my eyes, and there they were.The steaks. Those goddamned steaks. Always the same dream. The st…
New favorite music video. The song is eh whatever, but the visuals define awesome. Actually it reminds me a bit of Codex Seraphinianus, which I really ought to write a post about some day.
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