This is Jenni???s creation, the Orbivulga. When I went to bed last night, it looked more like an extremely awkward pink mutant flamingo-duck. It still sort of does.

Septimus: Horrible warlike murdering bastards.

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I???ve replaced the Shut Me Up video below with a better one. Wa-hooo

Well, apparently the magic cellphone incantation does work. (jazz balls!) I wonder what happened to the courthouse pic? Maybe they have some sort of antiterror photography shield.

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Goldfrapp ??? Strict Machine A version with more reasonable (read: less crap) resolution would be nice. Anyone got one?

Well, I sat in a room of 25 or 30 people for a while, 20 of which were called upstairs to be questioned. I guess the lawyers got everyone they needed out of that group, because a while later the rest of us were told we could go. Oh well! Interesti…

Off I go to administer justice. Or, more likely, be ejected from the courthouse as soon as they learn anything at all about me. Wish me luck!

I have just realized that an excellent use of this blog is to post all my favorite videos in one place, so I can watch them over and over and over without having to ??? gasp ??? navigate to other webpages. This was directed by Jhonen Vasquez, of Johnn…