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Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man. I have been waiting for Sword & Sworcery for a long long time. This trailer is friggin amazing. I am too excited.
Author: rifflesby
I am a general internet ne'er-do-well and non-local quantum event. I write silly things for the online satirical fantasy browser game Kingdom of Loathing, wrote silly things for the non-online game West of Loathing on Steam and Nintendo Switch, say silly things on the podcast Video Games Hot Dog, and whatever nonsense I have left over ends up on my personal blog, Minimum Safe Distance.
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And here we have the baby Drago from Mother 3. He???s sort of like a baby tyrannosaurus, except the Dragos are friendly and I guess herbivores? They totally look like tyrannosaurs though. He???s involved in a fairly powerful emotional moment in the ga…
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Marty: ???All right, well, my primitive medieval knowledge of technology may have adapted pretty well to robotics, but I dunno a damn thing about computers. What???s it do, Phil????Phil: ???It will allow you to view various areas of the city through surve…
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Over at the big crossstitch project, we have a Platypunk, the generic badguy mooks from Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime. They aren???t a particular favorite or anything ??? as I recall, they???re kinda funny, but nothing special ??? but I figured he???d l…
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I am going to drop some mad knowledge on you, so buckle your seatbelt.This is my recipe for really good, zesty, tangy, spicy, easy-as-shit chili. You can throw it together in like half an hour and eat like a damn king. I don???t know a friggin??? thin…
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Cindy: ???Excuse me????Hairbrush Santa: ???What the-! Who are you????Cindy: ???Oh, just a traveler of no particular importance, and not anybody you need to trouble your friends with. You appear to have set up an elaborate portable hairstyling station in the…
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Marty: ???Okay, while the robots are working on shoring up the town???s security systems and so forth, I wanted to call all us humans together for a strategy meeting and pep talk, and??? and??????Janet: ???And what, Marty????Marty: ???And is this everybody? Three…
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Hairbrush Santa: ???What???s yer problem, fella? You said you didn???t wanna pull the luggage cart any more! Ho ho ho!??? Keith: ???Hate??? you guys??? so??? much?????? Bolt Head: ???Wheeee!???
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Bolt Head: ???AAAARRRGH!???Guy: ???Calm down, my old friend! You recognize me, non? We fought the robots together????Bolt Head: ???Uhhhrg????Guy: ???You remember Voldo, do you not????Bolt Head: ???Vuhduh????Guy: ???Le homme with ze mask? And ze claws? Hisses a lot????Bol…
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Swordfighting with shadows. Via Ze Frank, by way of Metafilter.
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