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Day??? what is it now, 14? Anyway, another turret. You can never have enough turret, I always say. This one came with a charming little bouquet to liven up the bloodbathatmosphere. Also it turns out the crazy dude from yesterday was carrying part of…

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When you meet a man wearing a vacant grin, a tuxedo with the sleeves torn off, and a chef???s hat, your first thought will probably be ???Something???s not quite right with this guy.??? And then he will beat you to death with his blood-stained steel trave…

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A bearded man with a crazed grin, hat pulled low to cover his eyes? A mysterious satchel? What we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is a suicide bomber. But who is he working for? The death robots? The crab-beasts? Voldo? No, not Voldo. Voldo works…

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A rogue cop with some sort of particle-blaster cannon. You can???t tell from the blurry pic, but this dude is seriously scowling. He???s ready to fuck some shit up, and Internal Affairs be damned. ???You???re a loose particle cannon, Kowalski! Turn in you…

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Day 6: Some kind of laser cannon or turret. Christmas in Legoland is really pretty violent, it seems. I think the only one so far that wasn???t a tool of wanton destruction was the guy with the bolt driven into his skull, and that???s obviously some k…