Lego Advent Calendar???s Start-To-Crate Rating: 12 days. Also, another tiki head, and a letter-bomb.

A turret. Presumably tomorrow we???ll get the gun platform or guard tower to install it on. (okay, look, you try building anything other than a car with those pieces! Sheesh.)

A bearded man with a crazed grin, hat pulled low to cover his eyes? A mysterious satchel? What we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is a suicide bomber. But who is he working for? The death robots? The crab-beasts? Voldo? No, not Voldo. Voldo works…

Day 9: Surprise, another particle cannon-type thing. This one seems to be wide-angle, possibly for crowd-control situations like mass uprisings or food riots. Or crab-monster infestations.

A rogue cop with some sort of particle-blaster cannon. You can???t tell from the blurry pic, but this dude is seriously scowling. He???s ready to fuck some shit up, and Internal Affairs be damned. ???You???re a loose particle cannon, Kowalski! Turn in you…

Day 6: Some kind of laser cannon or turret. Christmas in Legoland is really pretty violent, it seems. I think the only one so far that wasn???t a tool of wanton destruction was the guy with the bolt driven into his skull, and that???s obviously some k…

Day Five: Robolocust. Better hide your robocrops.